You know that uh, mcdonalds coffee, they have to print careful: coffee is hot on the side of it? what’s next *comedian takes sip of water* we’re gonna print *sip of water* careful: knife *sip* is *sip* sharp on *sip of water* the side *long sip of water* of kn-*sip of water*-ives?


i dont have access to a computer right now but it is important you read this post about monetizeyourcat and the horrible shit she has done

warning for abuse, sexual assault, csa, and fucking terrifying manipulation





if you call yourself a “gamer,” try loving yourself better and don’t

halos ,grab your master chiefs, dark soulss, grab your lord soul, dragon ages, grab youre alistair, gamers ujnite

what about league of legends

Uninstall your games


white feminism be like

*puts glitter in vagina*

*takes pics of pink dildos*

*photoshops fruits onto genital area*

*takes pictures of menstrual blood trickling down thighs or of a pad*

*”shocking” nudes of a cis, thin, white woman*

*not shaving as a tactical FCK YOU to men*




my strongest memes would kill you. you can’t handle my strongest memes

meme seller, i am telling you that i intend to comment on reddit. i can have nothing less than your strongest memes

my strongest memes would kill a mod, let alone a follower. you’d better find a blogger who posts weaker memes




cr1tikal is gonna be on his death bed and his last words are probably going to be a monotonous, sarcastic “well fuck my asshole”

"I’m done playing this. Well that’s the end of my life. Remember to rate my life, comment my life, and subscribe if you want to see lives similar to this one. See ya." ::dies::

In a nearby maternity ward, a baby is born. The doctors gather, clearing its lungs of fluid, waiting for its first squalling cries of life…

"Hey what up everybody it’s Cr1tikal and this time I’m playing Reincarnation let’s do this shit”



join the #gamerrevolution! live like a videogame protagonist. stare blankly at strangers while they greet you, then suddenly crouch and crabwalk out of their field of vision. take their things. stand. greet them. hurry though their questions (“dialogue”) with a series of dismissive interjections. question them about the Sword. when you can think of nothing more to say, crouch and sidle upstairs. put on a hat that you find there. leave. equip your strongest weapon and strafe through a graveyard. press your face against the largest tomb and run in place, drifting slowly to the side 

this is making the rounds again and seems apropos